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Cringe

The delicious Wacky Mommy tagged me. The way this goes, so I've been told, is I answer the questions then tag five other bloggers. Okay, here goes.

1. I can’t believe I’ve never…
been overseas. The S.O. and I are planning it, as soon as I graduate. He wants countryside and mystical/witchy sites in Wales, I want bustling theatre in London's West End. Maybe we can do both? Wait! I have a better idea. Let's move to Portland instead.

2. Every time I think about … I still cringe.
And so I'm going to write about it here? Okay. Re-enacting Madonna's "Justify My Love" video with two friends on the cafeteria floor in front of my entire dorm in 1990. At least I can say, it was a hit. (Except for the fundamentalist Christian woman who was in tears as someone talked her out of calling the police. Really.)

3. I wish I’d …when I had the chance.
taken advantage of college when I didn't have to simultaneously work full-time

4. I’ve never felt so out of place as when I…
went back to school at the ripe 'ol age of 35, and was in Elementary French I with 17 year olds.

5. … is my guiltiest pleasure.
Blowing off homework and drinking some beers

6. I hope … knows how grateful I am for …
my late grandparents...the support/encouragement/love/time they gave me during their lives.

7. In my darkest hours, I secretly blame … for my dysfunction.
those fuckhead assholes that took their homophobia out on yours truly back in 1991

8. … changed my life forever.
The last presidential election. (PDX, here I come.)

Okay, I'm tagging chemorox, ASFuller, The Harvey Girls (that counts as two), anyonebutmepelase. Sorry, y'all. Hope this isn't too chain letter/forward-this-to-everyone-in-your-address-book for 'ya. But come on, you do like to talk about yourselves, don't you?

One more thing. I lurve Wacky Mommy. Lurve, lurve, lurve her. Here's to not giving up hope, WM!